Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
This girl posted a status saying “take me to the king!” and I thought she meant burger king so I was like,”girl what you gonna order? I’m craving a whopper with cheese homie.”
She straight deleted me bruh.
How was I supposed to know she got right with Jesus?!
I thought she was just hungry.
instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get
they need to invent a pokedex but for boys like if you see a cute boy you can take a picture of him and it tells you his name, where he’s from, and his weaknesses
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.””